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Porter the Hoarder Events

Saturday, November 16, 2019 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. (Rapid City, SD) – Illustrator Rebecca Swift will join Napoleon Dynamite producer and author Sean Covel for a book signing hosted by Books-A-Million. Free stickers and autographs! First 25 attendees will receive FREE Porter books! Get your Napoleon Dynamite stuff autographed, too!

Porter the Hoarder Sean Covel

First book in the porter series

Porter the Hoarder
and the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards and moldy sandwiches?

New Porter the Hoarder Book Releases!

Porter the Hoarder and
Pappy’s Perfect Pizza Party

Help Porter make her Grand-Pappy’s favorite birthday pizza! Should she use moldy Muenster cheese, pickled pigs feet, and crispy crunchy chocolate-covered grasshoppers?

Porter the Hoarder
the Nature Explorer

Porter is on a nature hike and can only bring home one wagon-load of treasures. Should she keep the fossilized deer dookie, slimy squiggly earth worms, and flatulent flying fish?

Porter the Hoarder and
the Halloween Happening

Porter is about to trick-or-treat the heck out of the monster neighborhood. Who knows WHAT she will find, but you can bet she’s going to want to bring it ALL home!

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