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Porter the Hoarder
and the Ransacked Room

Help Porter clean her garbage-dump of a room. Should she keep her snotty handkerchiefs, lightning-fried lizards and moldy sandwiches?

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Porter the Hoarder and
Pappy’s Perfect Pizza Party

Help Porter make her Grand-Pappy’s favorite birthday pizza! Should she use moldy Muenster cheese, pickled pigs feet, and crispy crunchy chocolate-covered grasshoppers?

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Porter the Hoarder
the Nature Explorer

Porter is on a nature hike and can only bring home one wagon-load of treasures. Should she keep the fossilized deer dookie, slimy squiggly earth worms, and flatulent flying fish?

Porter the Hoarder and The Ransacked Room E-book

Porter the Hoarder and
the Halloween Happening

Porter is about to trick-or-treat the heck out of the monster neighborhood. Who knows WHAT she will find, but you can bet she’s going to want to bring it ALL home!

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